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Top ten Sports Fights

In Comment, Multifarious, News, Sport, Top Tens on November 1, 2009 at 9:51 pm

Welcome to a new section of The Multifarious called top tens

We hope to bring at least one new top ten a day and they are exactly as they sound, we’d like people to send in their own as well.

This is the top ten sports fights

10.

Look at them go, this is an epic punch up in Australian rugby in 1981, everyone goes in but there are two blokes absolutely piling into each other in a separate brawl.

It gains extra points for featuring newspaper outrage.

9.

French rugby

I’m not sure who the two teams are here, but rest assured they don’t like each other, look out for the bit where no 10 nearly gets thrown into the crowd.

8.

British Lions Vs Australia 1989

The boys standing up for themselves in the days men were men and moustaches were moustaches. Some top class windmilling here.

7.  Brian London Vs Dick Richardson 1960

Couldn’t find a video of this boxing classic, but it features in this one, which also has a brilliant clip of a boxer’s mum coming in the ring and attacking his opponent with her shoe.

It’s the black and white clip about 6.30 minutes in, I love how old fashioned it looks, especially when the rozzers come in.

6. Barcelona Vs Athletico Madrid

It all kicks off here, that little curly-haired man kicking everyone left footed is none other than Diego “dirty cheating Argentinian Bastard” Maradonna, who was clearly fed up at being booted up in the air every time he got the ball.

5. This is a top compliation featuring some nasty fouls, but it’s about 2.20 in you’re after, the brawl is OK, but the priceless moment for me is when the bloke leaps down the tunnel when he’s being chased.

4. New Zealand Maori Vs Cook Islands rugby league

This is a little known gem, featuring lots of ludicrously fired-up rugby league players trying to out war-dance each other.

3. A wonderful picture of 1970s football here, silly hair, terrible kits and some world class windmilling from the legendary Francis Lee.

2.  

Lee Bowyer Vs Keiron Dyer

The football gods were smiling on us all when two of the most hated footballers playing for the most laughed at team in the country proceed to start brawling with each other in the middle of a game.

1. bet you didn’t think no 1 would be in basketball did you?

This is the extraordinary brawl between the Indiana Pacers and The Detroit Pistons, it starts off with a bit of pushing and shoving and ends up with the players steaming into the crowd.

It’s disgraceful, yet brilliant as well.

http://video.google.co.uk/videosearch?q=indiana+pacers+fight&hl=en&emb=0&aq=0&oq=indiana+pac#

If you can’t beat ‘em, then cheat ‘em

In Comment, Sport on September 26, 2009 at 11:46 am

Competitiveness, it’s at the heart of everything: evolution, business, sex and – above all – sport. Finishing first is what it’s all about, but the all-consuming desire to win can sometimes lead to some underhand practices. Whether it’s the gentlemanly gamesmanship of cricket, sleight of hand in football, or high-octane hijinx in F1, the world of sport is littered with scandal, sleaze and downright cheats.

Most recently, the shocking news that the Renault Formula One team conspired with their driver, Nelson Piquet, to crash on purpose into a rival team to help seal victory. Right, you could just possibly see how this this may have seemed like a good idea at the time, Flavio Briatore and Pay Symons deciding to sacrifice Piquet for the ultimate victory of Alonso. But not now; now it’s all out the open, you just have to ask ‘what the f**k were they thinking?’

Before that, there was the bizarre story of ‘Bloodgate’ (I hate to perpetuate the lazy journalist’s habit of appending every new scandal that appears with the suffix ‘-gate’, but it’s unavoidable), where England rugby legend and Dean Richards, Director of Rugby at London club, Harlequins,  ruined his reputation and career by encouraging the team doctor to fake a blood injury on winger, Tom Williams, so that he could get a specialist kicker onto the field.

At what point does the barmy idea become official strategy? At what point is sanity substituted for hubris? Richards may have had an inkling as to how absurd the idea was:

“It was a farcical situation, it really was. It didn’t pan out particularly well on the day. Everybody looked at it and thought, ‘That’s unreal’, which is what I thought on the touchline as well.”

Mea culpa, indeed. But to the victor go the spoils, and the potential for dizzying amounts of money for coming first must weigh heavily on those in charge of sporting teams: win bonuses, lucrative sponsorship deals can prove all too tempting.

What about the lure of glory? The Tour de France is widely judged to be one of the most gruelling sporting events in the world: with a total distance of over 2,200 miles, incorporating the infamous mountain stage, the donning of the winner’s jersey, or maillot jaune, is an accolade worthy of only the toughest competitors in the world. It’s needless to say that the instant fame and fortune lauded upon the victor has made the Tour one of, if not the, most corrupt sports in existence. As early as 1924, Tour champion Henri Pélissier admitted to using alcohol, strychnine and – most bizarrely – ‘horse ointment’ to dull the pain. Fast-forward to 1967 where British cyclist, Tommy Simpson, died by the side of the road, halfway up the Mont Ventoux after taking amphetamine, paying the ultimate price for the lust for glory. More recently, in 2006 Floyd Landis was stripped of the title after testing postive for banned substances – how must he have felt when he crossed the line? Did any of these supposed greats feel even the slightest pang of guilt over the reasons of their victories?

It’s getting harder and harder for cheats to be caught out; they always seem to be one step ahead of the regulators. Those athletes whose careers end up in disgrace are probably only the tip of the iceberg, and as long as there is money in sport, then there will be cheats.

Sell out Sol surprises no-one.

In Comment, Sport on September 25, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Defender Sol Campbell is very highly regarded in football circles.

God knows why, as to me he’s one of the very worst examples of the modern footballer.

Granted, he’s not an arse like Ronaldo, or bordering on evil like Craig Bellamy or spitting sensation El Hadji Diouf.

He’s also a rare thing indeed in football as he can string a sentence together and almost appear charming.

However, make no mistake, this is a man who is firmly and totally out for number one.

His walking out of his 40k a week (more than a good many of of us earn a year) five year contract at Notts County after just ONE game is typical of a man who does not give two hoots about the people who spend large amounts of their hard-earned cash on watching him running around a pitch for 90 minutes a week.

Campbell has history – as fans of his former club Tottenham will testify.

A hero at White Hart Lane, it was well known Campbell would soon move to a bigger club to showcase his undoubted talents at a higher level.

However, he wasn’t sold, paying the club back for its loyalty to him in bringing him through the ranks.

Instead, he decided to let his contract run out, guarateeing a fat signing on fee and a massive wage for whichever club he decided to move to – and losing Spurs about £10 million, which was an enormous sum back then, rather than the rather paltry amount it seems nowadays.

The catch of course is he walked out on them to join their fierce rivals Arsenal.

Thhis leads to a savage reception every time he’s returned to White Hart Lane.

Such is the rage directed at Campbell at White Hart Lane, several fans were arrested last season when he returned with Portsmouth.

At the start of this season, Sol made the unlikely move of signing for Notts County, a bottom tier club which has just been taken over by super-mega-rich Arabs aiming to take them to the Premier League.

To County, who had already entice super-shagging, money-mad former England manager Sven Goran Eriksson to Meadow Lane on a massive contract, signing Campbell was a massive coup – a real statement of intent.

But it quickly turned sour.

Campbell made his debut vs Morecambe and then decided he wanted out, apparently unhappy at the direction the club was moving in.

What did he expect in the third division? The football is horrible, based on hoofing and kicking each other.

And in typical fashion, his giant ego kicked in and he decided it was all beneath him, despite the massive efforts of the club to accomodate him.

It’s typical Campbell behaviour.

If I was chairman of Notts County before releasing him from his contract I would have insisted on a payment to reimburse every fan who had bought a shirt with Campbell’s name on the back, every fan who went along to see him and every single season ticket holder who had been filled with hope at his signing.

Sadly, there’s more chance of me being their next big money signing and my personal hope is that football clubs turn their collective backs on him.

Although he’s already pocketed £160,000 from County for his month of “service”, which just makes you want to puke.

Nothing new about this deceit

In Comment, Sport on September 7, 2009 at 10:25 pm

As the fallout from the Megrahi release row continues, Gordon Brown has emerged as the villain of the piece, a man who has sold whatever principles he claimed to have for Libyan oil and gas. While this is a depressing situation for the British public, the reality is that this sort of double standards when dealing with oil-rich, wealthy but unpalatable foreign characters is nothing new in British politics.

To find further evidence of such dodgy behaviour, one need only look back 20 years to the 1980s – the decade that ethics forgot. It was perhaps Al Yamamah – the name for a series of record defence contracts awarded to British Aerospace Systems and other British companies by Saudi Arabia in return for over half a million barrels of oil per day to the British Government – that was most infamous for long-running allegations of slush fund payouts to influential Saudi diplomats.

Scandal aside, the real ethical chicanery began when, in December 2006, The Daily Telegraph broke the news of how the Saudis were pressuring the government to drop the Serious Fraud Office investigation or face losing a lucrative Eurofighter contract. Needless to say that by the end of the month, the SFO had discontinued the investigation.

However, it must be noted that government is all about difficult choices and while most of us have the luxury of pontificating grandiosely from the sidelines about our supposed ethics, politicians, from time to time, find themselves in the rather unfortunate position of having to choose between two or more tricky decisions, none of which will leave them in a particularly good place: does one stand by ones principles on freedom, justice and equality – those ideals on which Western democracies are founded – but risk losing out on billions of pounds of investment?

I personally would like to think that I wouldn’t idly set my morals aside for Gulf petrodollars, but I guess we all have our price in the end.

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