Competitiveness, it’s at the heart of everything: evolution, business, sex and – above all – sport. Finishing first is what it’s all about, but the all-consuming desire to win can sometimes lead to some underhand practices. Whether it’s the gentlemanly gamesmanship of cricket, sleight of hand in football, or high-octane hijinx in F1, the world of sport is littered with scandal, sleaze and downright cheats.
Most recently, the shocking news that the Renault Formula One team conspired with their driver, Nelson Piquet, to crash on purpose into a rival team to help seal victory. Right, you could just possibly see how this this may have seemed like a good idea at the time, Flavio Briatore and Pay Symons deciding to sacrifice Piquet for the ultimate victory of Alonso. But not now; now it’s all out the open, you just have to ask ‘what the f**k were they thinking?’
Before that, there was the bizarre story of ‘Bloodgate’ (I hate to perpetuate the lazy journalist’s habit of appending every new scandal that appears with the suffix ‘-gate’, but it’s unavoidable), where England rugby legend and Dean Richards, Director of Rugby at London club, Harlequins, ruined his reputation and career by encouraging the team doctor to fake a blood injury on winger, Tom Williams, so that he could get a specialist kicker onto the field.
At what point does the barmy idea become official strategy? At what point is sanity substituted for hubris? Richards may have had an inkling as to how absurd the idea was:
“It was a farcical situation, it really was. It didn’t pan out particularly well on the day. Everybody looked at it and thought, ‘That’s unreal’, which is what I thought on the touchline as well.”
Mea culpa, indeed. But to the victor go the spoils, and the potential for dizzying amounts of money for coming first must weigh heavily on those in charge of sporting teams: win bonuses, lucrative sponsorship deals can prove all too tempting.
What about the lure of glory? The Tour de France is widely judged to be one of the most gruelling sporting events in the world: with a total distance of over 2,200 miles, incorporating the infamous mountain stage, the donning of the winner’s jersey, or maillot jaune, is an accolade worthy of only the toughest competitors in the world. It’s needless to say that the instant fame and fortune lauded upon the victor has made the Tour one of, if not the, most corrupt sports in existence. As early as 1924, Tour champion Henri Pélissier admitted to using alcohol, strychnine and – most bizarrely – ‘horse ointment’ to dull the pain. Fast-forward to 1967 where British cyclist, Tommy Simpson, died by the side of the road, halfway up the Mont Ventoux after taking amphetamine, paying the ultimate price for the lust for glory. More recently, in 2006 Floyd Landis was stripped of the title after testing postive for banned substances – how must he have felt when he crossed the line? Did any of these supposed greats feel even the slightest pang of guilt over the reasons of their victories?
It’s getting harder and harder for cheats to be caught out; they always seem to be one step ahead of the regulators. Those athletes whose careers end up in disgrace are probably only the tip of the iceberg, and as long as there is money in sport, then there will be cheats.
Top ten Sports Fights
In Comment, Multifarious, News, Sport, Top Tens on November 1, 2009 at 9:51 pmWelcome to a new section of The Multifarious called top tens
We hope to bring at least one new top ten a day and they are exactly as they sound, we’d like people to send in their own as well.
This is the top ten sports fights
10.
Look at them go, this is an epic punch up in Australian rugby in 1981, everyone goes in but there are two blokes absolutely piling into each other in a separate brawl.
It gains extra points for featuring newspaper outrage.
9.
French rugby
I’m not sure who the two teams are here, but rest assured they don’t like each other, look out for the bit where no 10 nearly gets thrown into the crowd.
8.
British Lions Vs Australia 1989
The boys standing up for themselves in the days men were men and moustaches were moustaches. Some top class windmilling here.
7. Brian London Vs Dick Richardson 1960
Couldn’t find a video of this boxing classic, but it features in this one, which also has a brilliant clip of a boxer’s mum coming in the ring and attacking his opponent with her shoe.
It’s the black and white clip about 6.30 minutes in, I love how old fashioned it looks, especially when the rozzers come in.
6. Barcelona Vs Athletico Madrid
It all kicks off here, that little curly-haired man kicking everyone left footed is none other than Diego “dirty cheating Argentinian Bastard” Maradonna, who was clearly fed up at being booted up in the air every time he got the ball.
5. This is a top compliation featuring some nasty fouls, but it’s about 2.20 in you’re after, the brawl is OK, but the priceless moment for me is when the bloke leaps down the tunnel when he’s being chased.
4. New Zealand Maori Vs Cook Islands rugby league
This is a little known gem, featuring lots of ludicrously fired-up rugby league players trying to out war-dance each other.
3. A wonderful picture of 1970s football here, silly hair, terrible kits and some world class windmilling from the legendary Francis Lee.
2.
Lee Bowyer Vs Keiron Dyer
The football gods were smiling on us all when two of the most hated footballers playing for the most laughed at team in the country proceed to start brawling with each other in the middle of a game.
1. bet you didn’t think no 1 would be in basketball did you?
This is the extraordinary brawl between the Indiana Pacers and The Detroit Pistons, it starts off with a bit of pushing and shoving and ends up with the players steaming into the crowd.
It’s disgraceful, yet brilliant as well.
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